Quotables: Yeah, But You Can Stop Now, Kendra

''I was usually very very drunk during those evenings, I tended not to care about much until the next day. I had to be very drunk or smoke lots of weed to survive those nights. ... At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. It's not like I enjoyed having sex with him.''

-Kendra Wilkinson making this "let's talk about bumping uglies with Hugh Hefner" thing really uncomfortable, and now, actually kind of sad.  

To be honest, she's looking a rumored well-endowed gift horse in the mouth, because if Hugh hadn't plucked her from obscurity and made her one of his Playboy whatevers, she'd probably still be sitting in the crappy little apartment whence she came. 

It was one thing talking about the sex -- gently alluding to it in prior interviews -- but this outright bashing of "surviving those nights" and pulling "away" after the minute mark, and it not being like she "enjoyed having sex with him"? Come on ... that's just crossing the line into rude. 

Far be it from us to pity a man like Hugh Hefner, but he is still a person, and aren't all people deserving of respect? Jeez. 

Lesson 1, Kendra: respect your elders. ... And there's probably more lessons to come, since you just can't keep your trap shut, trying to capitalize on every single thing that's ever happened to you in your life. 

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